January 2011
Personality Profile
You are longing for some love and affection at this time - not that you have been deprived of tender loving care - but there are times when everyone needs to try something new or to go ‘somewhere’ else to perhaps experience that little extra ‘understanding’.
You are a leader in every sense of the word. You know where you are going and you know what you need to do in...
Dearest followers,
practicalnonsense:
tacosandteatime:
Ya’ll should show my friend Jessica some love and follow her. She’s new and needs stuff to look at/ people to talk to.
he makes it sound like i have no friends. but yes, my page needs some sprucing up.
that’s because she doesn’t (whispers)
Dearest followers,
Ya’ll should show my friend Jessica some love and follow her. She’s new and needs stuff to look at/ people to talk to.
beccapixels asked: lol you make me smile :D
I'm at a point in my life
Where’d I just LOVE for someone to be like *slap* “HEY FOOL! YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’RE THROWING AWAY?! GET OVER YOURSELF!”
joke of the day (Viagra)
So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for ‘Viagra’. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much. The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription. Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers. The doctor asks...
joke of the day (Roger)
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says “Hey Roger! How are you tonight?” His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. “No, no. He’s just...
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ohaijake:
fittedhypebeast:
oh hai!
joke of the day (handsaw)
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor...
freakingaliens:
silh0uette:
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watching the first season of Dragon Ball Z
I’m such a loser…
Joke of the day (sex ed)
At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they’d ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV. Mary raised her hand and said she had seen a movie about women having babies. “Great,” said the teacher, “that’s very important. ” Then Judy raised her hand and told the teacher she had seen a TV show about...
